Saturday, December 11, 2010

Best Way to Avoid a DUI after Christmas Party - "designated decoy"

DUI Lawyer Rick Mueller can help you beat any California DUI officer.

Here's how to avoid the headache of drunk driving issues.

Seriously, what is the best possible thing Christmas Party DUI drivers can do to help to stop DUI Police from making a drunk driving arrest?

The California DUI attorney's answer comes from our friends across the ocean who invented Luck.

From the place where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Carrick-on-Suir Ireland.

After a recent Christmas party, a routine Gardai patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern.

Late in the evening the Garda noticed a man leaving the bar so impaired that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the Garda
quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man
managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes
as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine
dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then
switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained
stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.

At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the

The Garda, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol
car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried
out a Breathalyzer test.

To his amazement theBreathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the Garda said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

True story...