Sunday, September 4, 2011

One Simple, Clever Way to Avoid a San Diego California DUI & Drunk Driving Checkpoints over Labor Day Weekend

Lawyers are frequently asked what is the best way San Diego drivers can avoid California'a DUI Police from arresting you for drunk driving?

San Diego California DUI attorneys' solution originates from Irish friends across the Atlantic ocean who discovered what "Luck" is.

The story comes from Carrick-on-Suir Ireland.

After a football game on TV, a routine Gardai patrol sat outside a local pub.

Late at night the police saw a man exit the bar so impaired he stumbled.

The man zig-zagged around the parking lot for a while, with the police watching without making a sound.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man
managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes
as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine
dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then
switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained
stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.

At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the

The Garda, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol
car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried
out a Breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the Garda said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

True story...

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