Sunday, September 11, 2011

Sunday drivers who feel they "may be DUI" today take preventive measures so California drunk driving cops cannot arrest on NFL Opening Day

Sunday drivers who feel they "may be DUI" today take preventive measures so California drunk driving cops cannot arrest on NFL Opening Day.

San Diego California DUI lawyers' solution is passed on by experienced "drink drivers" from Ireland. You know...folks who created a word called "Luck."

From a land where DUI is the norm not the exception, is the tale a la Carrick-on-Suir Ireland.

After a huge Sunday sports day TV, a routine police (Gardai) car parked outside a pub.

Later, a bloke leaving the bar appeared so drunk he could barely stand yet alone move his feet.

The man circled & swayed around the parking lot for just enough time. During those minutes, the cops were watching.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.

At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.

The Garda, having patiently waited all this time, started to put on the flashing lights, followed, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the Garda said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".


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